Have you seen our bikes?

Alright so the husband is STILL not back yet and things just could not get any worse for me. I discovered that both my husband and my bicycles were gone. Stolen, but why? They have sat in the same place for the past two months, hey that must have been the problem. I live in a quiet neighborhood but within walking distance from a shady area. I guess someone was scoping out my 'hood and noticed some unmoved bikes. I have no idea how long they were missing before I finally noticed. Thank God the kids bikes were still here but now I am forced to lock everything up. I called the police, filed a report, and I am on the lookout. So on Friday of last week I pull out on the main road leading into my neighborhood and there is this black girl on a bike, wait, its my purple $150 beach cruiser. How dare she. I know it is mine, someone has scratched out the lettering on my bike and wrote all over it with white paint and black markers. I ask this young girl where she happened to get the bike and she got all defensive, I got it at a yard sale at a whole different town hours away from here. Right, right honey, I know you got my bike and you need to return it or I am calling the cops. So I turn around and call the cops of course she disappeared. How dare she. I want my bike. All I want to do is ride with my children.
I just don't understand why people have to take stuff. It is so horrible, but now I feel so violated. Someone watched my movements and scoped out my goods and came into my yard and took them.

On a lighter note, tomorrow is my youngest ones birthday, Avery is going to be a whopping 4 years old. It seems like yesterday that I had the little booger. Crazy how fast time flies